March 2012
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February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
TOO BAD CARY GRANT NEVER WON A COMPETITIVE OSCAR,...
oldfilmsflicker:
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chord overstreet and samuel larsen singing together?
ohmygod.
i’m dying of happiness.
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tonight was delightful :)
nba all-star weekend at charlene’s but pretty much ended up with a lot of girl talk….with christian and bennett. meehee.
just dance 3. suranee and i go all out. hell yeah. hahaha. salssaaaaaa!
s’mores in the back yard. burn everything!
just chillin.
and everything was just swell.
god damn. he’s just so fucking attractive. in all of his ways.
Anonymous asked: did you apply early decision to nyu?
